TLST #270

Count Tom has gas again,can't get hot pussy out of a corpse,Master & Servant,alcohol infused whipped creme,the rape cape,Deed refuels with half gallon of vodka,cellulite dimpled ass,Rico Suave,Ricola!,Trick or Treating on drugs,Tom dressing up as Bob Marley,linguini & clam sauce all over your balls,cheap Halloween jokes has Deed befuddled,never smelled a bad pussy,you try to beat off a cat,BP Deed's Freudian slip,you steaming homo,The Long Straight Dick,stupid cunts on "The View",Whoopi Goldberg is a man!,lovemaking to a cushion,Che' questions Deeds painting abilities,old Transylvanian saying,what was Kiss' biggest hit?,your pussy taste like guppies,go fist yourself for 20 minutes,huffing model glue,Tom's huffing story from 6th grade,Deed back peddles about Ron Jeremy,Tom recalls grade school sexual escapade-everyone freaked!,get a real job!,tell the owner I've got a habit and I'll suck you off,can openly gay Republican serve in office?,a jockstrap & black socks,iLife 11 upgrade,AAPL has another record quarter,GlaxoSmithKlein fined for selling tainted drugs,man loses both arms in tug o war,pederasty & pastries