TLST #277

MSG allergy,most people are fucked in the head,snow freaks drivers out,Christmas is an evil word,Nina Totenberg is a hypocrite,if Communism is so great go suck on Fidel's old shrunken cigar dick,Al Franken=asshole,Santa's elf's can make you a dick,doing doughnuts in a parking,snowplow chasing us out,Tom recounts an almost deadly event,why do girls go for losers?,short with a gimpy leg doesn't get chicks,Deed jacked off on piano,old porno mag titles,Deed shotdown at Toys R Us,2 math idiots,Gays are being used by the politicians,concubines served admirably in WW2,Johnny Gets His Gun and his dick beat,Purina Monkey Chow,Deed goes to high class restaurants,Waiter put his dick on your tongue,Deed racking up plastic,your ass smells like rotten eggs,dick on Christmas china,you should work for the C.I.A,Soprano's is topnotch TV,Lady Gaga bites head off Santa doll,Thin Lizzy & Queen albums to remastered,Capt. Beefheart crokes,Larry 'old turd' retires!