TLST #278

Christmas bullets,crimson pools of blood,you should have been a wet dream,Deed looses $1 bet,scrambled eggs with shit,Chef's Surprise,Tom's stupid Christmas jokes,I know how to beat the skins,Top 10 Things that sound dirty at Xmas,pink digital camoflage,stepping in shit,my dog hated Deed,types of nipples,Deed finally puts up tree,Santa rips a fart,Gays ok'd to serve openly,3-somes in the back of APC's,Deed's never been handcuffed,you should try a ball-gag,a stocking full of Cialis,ass filled with Sterno,lunch at a nude beach,Mom's buck teeth,Mr. Racine staring at sausages,sexually aroused by hotdogs,Christmas greetings from Dr. Steven Hawkins,more Crisco,Israeli's shoot down UFO near nuclear facility,I can't move I don't have money,flakey women,cops giving tickets for no reason...just for money,Frank Zappa would have been 70 y.o.Merry Christmas friends!