TLST #299

Mr. Joy Boy,fucking stiffs,kaffe @ Deed's expense,scary bad weather,I was soaked,priests don't lie,I have terrible gas,mushroom cheddar sliders,hot dog talk,you'll have a boring show,your lazy get a job,I'm the crusty turd of the show,slipping in fresh crap,brown bottle of spunk,Deed has hots for Mrs. Potus,I'm not for sale,Crisco contest,Apple worth more than Microsoft, Intel & HP combined,iPad domination,MacBook Air rocks,Lady CaCa's CD sales plummets,Ripping CaCa,Deed bails out basement,Deed turns down business opportunities,the Daily Download,10 more minutes of abuse,shit in your eye sockets,Banana's Foster ablaze,Foreigner absolutely sucks!,man takes up skirt photos because stress,Aussie UFO files vanish,the definition of santorum,worse than smegma!,man dies while raping 77 woman,doubtful Three Stooges movie,terrible remakes of classics,penises spotted on Google maps,Clarence Clemens strokes out,Blues Brother Band Alan Rubin dies,Octamom bikini car wash dashed,rock birthday's Rivers Cuomo,Ralf Brendel,Bun E. Carlos,can u mail sperm & egg?