TLST #308

Faithful companion not!,Southside least healthy place in Windy City,Little Rahm the Ugly,most politicians r gay,Black Flash Mobs,Deed should place ad on Craigslist to escort,fear of being smothered by giant breasts,corpse girdle,minorities most likely to be fat & die of AIDS,expensive fat funerals,Fluffy ain't funny,your no activist you just sit at home,Deed still no Internet,Mexicans going back home to work,Deeds mom calls cops on barrachos,stirring up violent genetic emotion,texting punks accidentally trip and fall in theater,texting is changing the way people interact over distances,links groups of people that may normally would never interact with each other,texting changing all languages on Earth,Globish,Spanglish,Chinglish,crazed bum asks T & D for money @ White Castle,crazy women drivers running into curb @ White Castle,Socialism worldwide has failed triggering riots,Oblabla's approval tumbles,Oblabla to replace Carter as shittiest president ever,retail gas & restaurant sales down,Corey Feldman outs pedophiles in Hollywood,Deed changes his Speed story,diapers & Crisco,Tom didn't invent the 'stomach wheel',postcard of a guys dick in a guitars F hole,fatman jumps onto tracks bounces off,Adobe confirms Flash is going,Google buys Motorola,dismal Android sales