TLST #313

Retarded people at a bookstore?,I thought it was a stickup,Chicago Tribune slams Oblabla,POTUS tries instilling riots & class warfare,Ron Paul wins Cali straw poll,how big is a billion dollars,AAPL reaches all-time high,new Dream Theater CD,fave stores are disappearing,wicked bad allergies,pimply white ass,I look at my ass in mirror,IRS laws have legal loopholes,one paragraph of Spanish equals 1 sentence of English,Deed's wild sex life at Sybaris,genetic material on hotel remotes,TLST Twitter goes live sort of,lawyers create laws for easy divorce,most politicians are lawyers,lawyers ARE the problem,they get paid wether you win or lose,the basic Hippies kids were used by the left,Commune documentary,war industry spends most of the budget,UFO's & alien sightings reported in newspapers from 15th & 16th century,alot of IRS agents hate their job,you gotta blow to get work,Deed can't get a break,Nicholas Cage a vampire,Arkansas shrimper busted,I suck toes,gnawing off calluses