TLST #325

Party in my pants,Deed inherits donkey show franchise,4 Illinois governors went to jail,Blago signs autographs after sentencing,no one will pay for Oblabla Care,Chelsea's nepotism job,Web Hubbell is Chelsea's real Dad,Xmas card too expensive,Deed tries to explain McCluhan ideas,Cocoa Fish snacks,no winter in Chicago,chocolate covered raisins,food orgy by the Xmas tree,Mapplethorpe was shit,I'm labia majora,Deed pay hour gay dues,your bro should be black,end of the Euro?,buy AAPL under $380 per share,Kindle Fire loss leader,Kindle Fire like gateway drug to iPad,iPhone 3gs record sales,Bar Mitzvah's are hell to work,Sandusky mass molester,Box office sales slump,MW3 ramped up gameplay,new GUI Xbox Live,do u wanna buy my Fleshlight?,pasties on eBay,pastie sales r down,eBay rabbit hole, vintage synthesizers,Tom wants to move,living in a missile base,paintball craze is over,Tom meets two Black girls from Chitown,no market for portrait photography,drug sense,oceans of nipple,silicone penis death,cleric bans penis like veggies,strippers give free lap dance for kids toys,LiLo is a mess!,POTUS threatened by Dems to stay in Washington,Chinese court won't recognize iPad as Apple's trademark,was Hermey the Elf gay?