TLST #326

Santa in bondage,transgender elf for Deed,does it have a puss?,Hitler's lost ball,Tom's Xmas list,Kim Jong Il crokes,North Koreans r shorter than other Asian's due to diet,Santa's nitrous powered sleigh,Deed's personal Sanford & Son,Xmas pickup lines,Deed won't take job during winter,I'm going to win the lottery!,BJ wrapped in duct tape,your Dad's North Pole is pointing South,you need a wild girlfriend,"Z" name will get you hired,speak Spanish u will be hired,José Feliciano,blind googley eyes,Mexicans hate Puerto Ricans,Trinidad Lopez,Herb Alpert Xmas album,love thy self then thy neighbor,doughnut grease as beatoff lube,Barney Frank's man boobs,photo of Barney grabbing younger guys ass,force a turd and die,Sodomite on toast,"I'm not fat" "you not slim",you'd take a job as an elf?,elf shoes for sex role playing,tight elves,Deed gonna get new brakes,Tom's family forced to back row of theater because of Deed,amnesia drugs are great!,Jacko's anesthesia cart,TSA hired thieves,Deed's portrait career update,photography geekness,AAPL cash on hand could rescue economy,AAPL buys Nanobit,Chaz Bono dumped,Chaz resembles a Norwegian fisherman,I wanna be a dirty Santa,dirty Xmas one liners,10 reasons a Xmas tree better than woman,filthiest Xmas song,possum drop threatened by PETA,male coach trades nudes with 15 y.o.girls,incandescent bulb ban put on hold,nasal douche deaths,husband burns wife's corpse after cross-country drive,smelly Indian rubs against Tom,swami diapers,Bhopal stiffs