stake tartar,Greek crowbar,slap my bitch up,I'd like to cut you up three ways,Suckus Upus,bear down on that terd,no Halloween spirit,polaroids,watch Deed rotate,Guitar Hero 3, Deed just a hanger on,tuba down your pants,5 screws and toss it,sex on the Mars Mission,man the main thruster,do you like disipline,pigs in a blanket,foot worship,big hairy ass,podiatrist sex tapes,bark like a dog,shit on Larry Kings head,did the C.I.A. take out Notorious B.I.G. & Tupac,Craigslist murder,inflatable doll in public john,sex thrill kill

my creepy aquarium,thin your blood Deed,eternal hard-on,John Wayne was crap,40 pound colon,casting couch,stiff leg action,Dumbledore is gay,TLST ventures to Wisconsin,porno & cheese,theater in the woods,rubber johnny,Poles drown bear,America's most dangerous priest,police flip quadriplegic,Tom harassed by cops,take a shit in your car,drunk elephants,chickens & a Ken doll,pollo passion, smorgasbord of std's,Deed's cheap laugh

Whaaaa! I'm a lesbian sez Ellen...give me back my dog,diarrhea mousse,Weather Channel spewing fear,TV sez you need drugs,Enzyte commercial,penis burial,Leopard due soon,fat stupid Apple sales associate,ugly newscasters,Rasputin...King of Bullshit,hemophiliac lives on the edge,McGruff bites it,woman charged for shouting obscenities at toilet, community officer idiots,Thomas Train in drag,mind expanding drugs,guilty pleasure of the week "Rad Girls"

melon riding,death murder rape sodomy...a typical Halloween,Keifer & Donald Sutherland,Clint Eastwood,the smell of death,dead cats amok at Deed's,David Cassidy eats afterbirth,Kama Sutra or Buddah,Bowzer Bauman's tight pants,dark side of Japanese society,Plato's Retreat,wall to wall slip'n'slide,scat on The Bozo Big Top Show,pizzaman molester,Taco Bell opens in Mexico,G.I. Johnny,Klutzo the Christian Clown,chocolat buttplugs

Mr. Habitual,Deed's broken flossing machine,kissing fresh breath,frequent urination breaks for union members,twitching prostate,offensive Halloween,hardcore necropheliac,creepy morticians,full burial for leg,ground beef in a boot,I'm just meat,Mad Dog 20-20,first drunk stories,lobotomy via champagne punch,sperm whale on the sidewalk,big fat lady jammed inside a compact car,liberal thinking not so liberal,riding a fullback,Nazi Designer Series Furniture,OJ forfeits his Rolex,Britney loses custody,Paris goes to Sumatra?,brown is sticking around,pieing Bill Gates