Tom declares himself the Minister of Love,Deed has performance issues,men in kilts,barhopping in Milwaukee,gloryhole password,straight down the larynx,Deed's a spider killer,cheezy old cooze,writing with an erection,Gordon Brown verbally dismembered,my Mom's a moron,Queef Magazine,Tubba's fetish,hentai addiction,Molestor Day Care,Japanese bathing habits,The Suicide Forest,British spy plane search for energy inefficient homes,Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch defused

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