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Christmas bullets,crimson pools of blood,you should have been a wet dream,Deed looses $1 bet,scrambled eggs with shit,Chef's Surprise,Tom's stupid Christmas jokes,I know how to beat the skins,Top 10 Things that sound dirty at Xmas,pink digital camoflage,stepping in shit,my dog hated Deed,types of nipples,Deed finally puts up tree,Santa rips a fart,Gays ok'd to serve openly,3-somes in the back of APC's,Deed's never been handcuffed,you should try a ball-gag,a stocking full of Cialis,ass filled with Sterno,lunch at a nude beach,Mom's buck teeth,Mr. Racine staring at sausages,sexually aroused by hotdogs,Christmas greetings from Dr. Steven Hawkins,more Crisco,Israeli's shoot down UFO near nuclear facility,I can't move I don't have money,flakey women,cops giving tickets for no reason...just for money,Frank Zappa would have been 70 y.o.Merry Christmas friends!

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my balls have crawled inside of me,19" of pure girth,we need tax cuts & unemployment extensions,Cock Engulfing Orifice,a lot of married guys r gay,Barney's dog pile,Blago does commercial for pistachio's,shopping online & beating off,one handed,PeeWee Herman juice,TLST has all types of listeners,issues,tastes,Christmas political correctness is dying again,community service is a joke,Chick-Fil-A fucking sucks,Mexican floorshow,super fat 4 year old,you'd be eating her out...every fold of fat,I wouldn't shit on Jesse Jackass,AAPL hits new high,if you can't get me a flat screen don't waste your time,3D tv is a fad,Blacks Op,French ticklers are whack,Billions went to bailout the Euro,GE,GM,Harley Davidson,several times,most taxes go to public schools,Euro is destined to fail,I didn't hit the sign that hit me,Judas Priest to retire after tour,Randy Roades would have been 54 today,John Lennon murdered 30 years ago,Celebrity Rehab, back injuries,hot buttered man cakes

Water weenie,2 Chicago Finest killed,shout out to all our listeners,San Antonio!,MaryMary pussy so big....,downloads spiked Nov.29,pull your dick in the woods,Thanksgiving special brazer sauce,Willie Nelson profiled as hippie,all newer cars have Black Boxes,most cars on the road have some damage,aapl up again,Pelosi sez we have to extend unemployment,wild animals in the city,Grandpa's reincarnated as a squirrel,beer 6.0 by volume,BlackOps Tom nearing Prestige,game consoles not selling,Wii has hit the wall,Seth Gronen?whose he?,Green Hornet looks like shit,Bruce Lee rools!,David Blaine is gonna catch a bullet,Black people respond to scary situations by exiting,Deed plays taxi service on turkey day,strawberry rhubarb labia,PBJ,man crust in your shorts,Deed claims he 's a good sneaker,Damien Strokes Off,I wish I could name porno films,Pink looks like a guy,a plethora of oldies on the radio,NASA to announce life elsewhere,people think I'm fat & gay,Deed turned down from dozens of jobs,cesspool breath,high school stories,girlfriends eggs are dried up,you should be a kept man,you should milk your Moms money,stupid fucking Amazon seller,Spanish lady claims she owns the Sun,show me your tits and you...blow me,organ reaper squad,you never saw my dick,flopping cocks & balls in the showers,TSA infects passengers,body scanners shutdown over holiday,you could sleep with Big Sis,dickeridoo,hickory dickory cock

turkey neck skin fun,I personally stuff my turkey,racoons ate through my internet cable,road kill sex,getting high on chocolate whip cream,last weeks show a top 5 funniest,I like to lick her,Deed should do homemade porno,cooze full of objects,TSA will end up standing down,TSA singling out more whites,unions are obsolete,Deed's machismo in turbo mode,Vodka Faery returns,where's the Easter candle?,did you play docking station with that priest?,I'm an old beater from way back,Deed's parents had to get drunk at least 3 times,beatoff on the piano keysor your cats?,you never fucked a Carol!,peak meter means you been sucking dick,I've dodged the bullet too many times…probably sterile,humming Queen,dick got sucked into carburetor,Jindal criticizes Oblabla,swallow your pride & wash dishes,you could get hot cougars,photographing backrow queens,FTD should sponsor defloration websites,TLST should try the Caste System,Tom recount a dead buddy story,it all comes out Deed hated my buddy,what a turf whale,careful with that axe Eugene,carbonated enema,Twilight Zone of sex acts

Press your dick against the glass,mouthful of cream,sex in your Moms fiesta dress,my feet are numb,dick in a mail mans mouth,I'm really buzzed on whip cream,banana flavored rubbers,your girlfriend can't get knocked up...she's too old,Deed the oralist,she's a hairy hippy,doesn't she strip for you?,stuffed owl and penis treats,moose dick covered in cheese,stuffed wolverine ass with sharp cheddar,Mr. Racine's Blowjob Emporium,your Dads poppin' Cialis and attacking your brother,Deeds kinky side,all types of cunt,Hollandaise across the eyes,pearl necklace always fun,business Japanese style,it looks like wallpaper paste,death by horse cock,flu memories,raccoons ate thru my Internet cable,Black Ops TLST style,Boosting fags,girl gamers,the "Manhole",where's Al?,Chick & Guns,Apple releases entire Beatles catalog,confess to Father Murphy,Pelosi's big mouth,how would you like a mouthful of wet fart...bitch!,condoms to 1st grade school kids,get your junk played with before you fly,TSA hires criminals,Leon Sphynx?,PR neighbors might be divorced,Big Sis looks like a longshoreman in drag,Mr. Racine Man Cheese filled sausages,barf films

Illinois Gov. to raise taxes,Deed the Master of Middle Leg Massage,Ben Gay all over your dick,Deed falls asleep in the bath,floating cum stuck all over his bod,Dunkin' Doughnuts didn't have any doughnuts,ribbed for her pleasure…yeah right!,high school shower story "hard-on in the shower",it's still warm in Chicago,do you open the door nude for UPS?,vagina tagging,twink-sandwich or desert,is Pelosi toast?,Deed where's the music?,Deed lost in the ozone,Moms a Communist!,jumping on the lawsuit train,Moms paying her Ex all these years,Deed's "This Old House" disaster,"Wheres my speakers, man?",Black Ops keeps me sane,Freud was gay & a drug addict,death & violence is part of human history,American lifestyle is a false reality & it was made that way by big business,old Democratic party was conservative,the Bunde in America,I pump you gas?,your download numbers suck!,"That Guy Swallowed My Load" Deeds new slogan,clown dick on a bun,Queen catalog to be remastered,Pink knocked up

we survived 2 years of Oblabla!,wedding cakes & pederasty,preggers,sexing grandma in the Swiss chard patch,sucked off in the bushes,summer dresses are hot,Nov.2,2010 a day in history a true blood bath!,union's don't give a shit about their members,Dem's leave US to stay out of media,new MILF in politics-Kristi Noem, Kagan is a man,some major changes in Chicago politics,Xbox Live OS update…Bleh!,you've got the cloven hoof,LaCie 1TB Rugged drive,Dems just lie about everything,private hospitals are tax exempt,stupid naive kids put Oblabla put him in office,Sharpton & Jackson all played out,pants have to be off & the mouth has to be open 24/7,Junior's balls in your mouth,Tom recounts when Deed looses his teeth,you looked like Keith Richards,you never smile for pictures,I have a wondering eye,hello little girl,Obama sex doll for sale in China,Minister chops off penises whilst wearing Cuban heals,cock thrown in the sea

Count Tom has gas again,can't get hot pussy out of a corpse,Master & Servant,alcohol infused whipped creme,the rape cape,Deed refuels with half gallon of vodka,cellulite dimpled ass,Rico Suave,Ricola!,Trick or Treating on drugs,Tom dressing up as Bob Marley,linguini & clam sauce all over your balls,cheap Halloween jokes has Deed befuddled,never smelled a bad pussy,you try to beat off a cat,BP Deed's Freudian slip,you steaming homo,The Long Straight Dick,stupid cunts on "The View",Whoopi Goldberg is a man!,lovemaking to a cushion,Che' questions Deeds painting abilities,old Transylvanian saying,what was Kiss' biggest hit?,your pussy taste like guppies,go fist yourself for 20 minutes,huffing model glue,Tom's huffing story from 6th grade,Deed back peddles about Ron Jeremy,Tom recalls grade school sexual escapade-everyone freaked!,get a real job!,tell the owner I've got a habit and I'll suck you off,can openly gay Republican serve in office?,a jockstrap & black socks,iLife 11 upgrade,AAPL has another record quarter,GlaxoSmithKlein fined for selling tainted drugs,man loses both arms in tug o war,pederasty & pastries