TLST #248

crappy Memorial Day weather, borracho neighbors,lu cacaracha?,I waited my whole life for this Blackhawks moment,Tom relives his glory days,Mexican president calls Americans racist,Oblabla hates America,strange act of kindness at Best Buy,the old media sez the world hates America…thats bullshit,T & D witness rear end action,Larry King is a way old asshole,Andre the Giants balls on your chin,Cougar hitting on a chubby soda jerk,the show is turning into a turd,AAPL surpasses MSFT in market cap,Deed's crap stock advice,Toyota dealer loses Deed as "Ace" employee,get a job with benefits,half price anal caulk gun,Deed's computer craps out,friction between the buns,U.S. Census fraudulent job claims,I won't work for $10 an hour, get a Mech suit,pornographer's not upstanding work but it pays,how about auto detailing?,Tom gives Deed the porno challenge,penis tuck,squid rings round hour dick