TLST "Live" on the road,White Castle dining,refueled with vodka,Deed screwing Stephan Hawking in the mouth,Deed's neighbor kids start to bug him,living on the welfare coast,Deed misses money for flooded basements,rundown a rip,terrible financial reports,gov't must get back to basics,TLST poolside with crickets,this Summer sucked!,Deed tanned like a Butterball,Tom's neighbor shits all night long,Deed secret crush on Tom's Ex,identity theft is just fear mongering,Biblical prophecy or crap?,I didn't want any part of it from the start,free will,Number of the Beast

I"m going deaf,Tom's always cutting edge!,FART mic returns,Tom's random favorites in his life,diahrea stained shirt,shit on my wrist,wipe like a girl,wipe your ass sideways your clean in a wipe or 2,spread those cheeks,Big Fat Mama,chopped off dick for art,Deed dating 20 years on,Deed challenged to prove he's not a virgin,sex Teddy Bear,new Iron Maiden CD,Deed likes country music,doing Grandma for money,human head inside a pussy,Deed's round cannonball head,shit dipped ice cream cones,Real Housewives show is faked,Deeds neighbors,boner over wandering eye,govt cheese obesity

Fart mic makes second appearance,rogue govt must go,dick caught in throttle cable,Deed doesn't prefer women,i fucked cushions,groovy cats & kiddies?,cornhole a cat,unabashed coitus,Jet Blue flight attendant bails,Deed hallucinates on Tylenol,you drunk shrub,Deed hitting the bottle,do you have past romantic regrets,"I regret they all dumped me" Deed",I hate Mexicans,I'm half white again…just kidding!,no blow-no relationship,fuck buddies don't work,Deed the voyeur,I was dumped once & crushed,no primpters,whacked out college days,love triangle disaster,divorce was allowed to breakdown our society,all cellphones drop calls,Bass Legend dies,Morrissey writing songs for sitcoms,Man Gaga Rock Star?,Spice Girls 2,Stiv Bator died 20 years ago,Lollapalooza boring,you didn't eat out!,Mom ruins my romance

from cooze to cunt,introduction of the FART mic,moister than your Mom,your girlfriend is frigid,out of control sphincter,Mitch Miller crokes,Deed wants Corey Haims sack,man pelt,free flossing from eating a hair pie,teen heartthrobs,Deed knows too much about girl crushes,I couldn't shit for 3 weeks,Vodka Fairy is missing,Coronal Man Ejection,Perseid Meteor showers,mouth of urine,Chicago get soaked,early fall this year?,FART mic has colorful Chicago radio history,Deed whacks it in front of the mirror,Deeds beatoff out the window story,get married in Cali,Deed thought Steve was gay,fishing with a hard-on,NBA shorts in the 70's were gay,towel snapping in the shower,Lohan sprung from jail,coyote trafficking,Deed's very short tongue,Grendel on top,largest middle class in history is dying,Big Sis stores nude scans,eat me Dorothy