Princess Leia a hotty,breast implants are stupid,dick attachments should be the trend,3 things women want,Deed:"Love Authority",Tom is love lucky,used condoms thrown from balcony,whale choking on rubbers,Tom would of been on Adderol back in the day,Tom & Deed to make films again,thats not Peewee,White Castle's new burgers,amazing download numbers,"we're speaking to you",the aliens are coming!!!,Vatican & Annunaki disclosure,are we pompous & stupid,we don't trust the banks,bad politicians return to Chicago from Washington,weather manipulation & other disasters,Tom wants to be steamrolled by a chubba,model search for Miss Garbage,homosexual beatoff,dick in the spokes,I'm a yakey jacks,Deed goes to bar in drag,you swish & pose in public,face full of toddler shit,Soprano's revisited,meaningless awards & trophies,Deed's "protleriat"?drinking the Kool-Aid

Too damn hot & mosquito ridden,please write review,new TLST app & other stuff coming soon,your toilet like old bum shit,Tier 4 unemployment,Reich claims 8% unemployment will become the norm,Oblabla shut down by classy black woman,Oblabla lookin' haggard,media are saying "the people are pissed",politicians are our public servants,Ceaucescu effect could happen here,Tom takes a Spanish lesson to make Deed feel appreciated and show unity,Dos Equis commercial,cut & paste in German accent, Ceaucescu Youtube video,Harry Reid refers to female senator as 'hot',Ceaucescu scumbags executed in the garden,lazy old Russians hanging on to Communist ways,"you play Gaylo,"grenade throwing in MW2,Deed's Xbox gamer tag,Apple discontinues 30" Cinema display,Deed's neighbors seem to be moving out,govt' brings certain foreigners here & sets them up in business,"I carry a heater",Texicans pissing in public,Snuff Squads,Deed get a job at an Arab business,Tom's gas station toilet story,Joan Jett,Deed wants to eat out Yoko Ono, rub humus all over her taint,Pokey up Yoko's ass,Lennon had a small cock,Mama Cass's big hairy bush,Borat to be cast as Freddie Mercury in biopic,squat thrust on flagpoles is good practice for a gay weekend,Gaga cunting on about nothing,Fred Durst is a dick,Eminem is a fake wigger,Sheryl Crow sucks ass,Deed's posse gonna break him,James McCartney releases album

Hello world!,look for the bodies bleeding out,Deed can't remember the piano notes,Dems want tax cuts,Chicago newspapers are trash,9/11truth on the web,you pussy,Deed getting all testy,incumbents fearing for jobs,thank you listeners in Egypt,balled up in fetal position,dildos going up & down to calliope music,hard bloody blossom mess in the booth,cunt driver,Chicago crime is off the hook,cops standing down,guns for cash program,donation for a giant Habitrail for Deed,backyard full of garbage,suck me Richard,I'd let her blow me,even with cavities,ugly with a hairlip,Kim Jung Il doing 69 with Deed,shit loaded sheets dragged thru house,flashlight full of of old piss,Mike Portnoy quits Dream Theater,sour herring,butchers say Lady Gaga's meat dress was made from cheap cuts,Harry Potter World accommodates fatso's on rides,"once a drummer, always a drummer"-Deed,the Specials record new album,Liberace Museum closes,big hairy cooze,Brazilian doesn't hurt that bad,beat off with lubed foam gloves,paint balling stories

Tom is sensing overwhelming doom,planet Jupiter is closer to Earth in 12 years,zinc poisoning,stupid product warnings, sue & make attorneys rich,Chicago mayor won't seek re-election,PETA & Lady Gaga's meat,it's called kabasa!,girls like cucumbers,Bud Light doesn't taste like beer,Southern Comfort & grass,creative types are more EMO than non-creatives,your deformed,dead midget in Wizard of Oz,Teen Wolf exposure, Back to the Future 3 weirdness,pearly white teeth from blowing UPS guy,Deed's bro dressed as Easter Bunny WTF!,Cosplay,Plushie or Furry?,I would die having sex as furry,Guiness Dark,Imelda Quirk's ass,war means kill 'em & all take over,shoot the hooves off 'em,I gave him a pancreas!

taint licking,TLST download stats,biggest dead penis,you were homo at birth,hole splitter,deep fried corpse cock,smelly hippy dick,whale handler drowns in sperm,animals are here for Deed,unemployment numbers cooked,stress alters time perception,go back in time & blow Flipper,come in & pet the pets,Kama Sutra of Guppy Sex,Bosnian teen throws puppies in river,piracy at sea is just terrorism,Juan Williams suggests the president is insane,Pelosi has Botoxicity,Jesse's Escalade stripped on milk crates,could we have a military takeover based on Constitution?,Wars are all about selling the gov't big contracts,your girlfriend is appalled by sex,fisting with G.I. Joe doll,shit on an alarm clock,Polident on Deed's balls,Puerto Rican update