11 months and counting,fed up with Xmas,Bah Humbug,10mg of Valium,Xmas fisticuffs,I had a tamale,Jalisco tamale?,CORN,Van Halen 2012 Tour,buy AAPL on a dip,Deeds twin Kim Jung Il,Toddlers in Tiara's,streams of cum,is 2012 the end of time?,Y2K,TLST New Years resolutions,CEDA WIC & LINK,NASA chimps,hilites of TLST 2011 show,Deed fake sipping vodka,pegboys on board,Deed's interest was peeked,ultra rich and pedophilia,teachers playing with kids balls,no job…just beat off all day long,Greek chefs special tzatziki sauce,Greek philosophers Beatos and Spermos,BJ's concrete shit,too much time on Deed's hands,"I'm not insane!",lactating man boobs with Samoan gut,Deed doing odd jobs,hot sandwiches,eggs Danny Thomas styles,sit on Dick Cheney's face,choke on a big dick,gettin' sinful with Granny,I'm not fat!,wrestling is gay!,The Poverty Diet,he looks like Oprah without legs,colon pâté from Deeds man ass,screwing a perfectly good haggis,cum filled Plushy suit,fuck my sea cucumber head,take a lamb to Sybaris and go down the slide,iPad works great for beating off,hands free beat mounting kit for iPad,Orchiectomy leftovers,no balls-go build model cars!,2011 celebrity death list,Frank Zappa statue in Czeckoslovakia,Amy Winehouse,Ryan Dunn,Jack Kevorkian,Gil Scott-Heron,Liz Taylor,politician buys gay sex toys with taxpayers money,eye watering farts,you don't know who you blow

Santa in bondage,transgender elf for Deed,does it have a puss?,Hitler's lost ball,Tom's Xmas list,Kim Jong Il crokes,North Koreans r shorter than other Asian's due to diet,Santa's nitrous powered sleigh,Deed's personal Sanford & Son,Xmas pickup lines,Deed won't take job during winter,I'm going to win the lottery!,BJ wrapped in duct tape,your Dad's North Pole is pointing South,you need a wild girlfriend,"Z" name will get you hired,speak Spanish u will be hired,José Feliciano,blind googley eyes,Mexicans hate Puerto Ricans,Trinidad Lopez,Herb Alpert Xmas album,love thy self then thy neighbor,doughnut grease as beatoff lube,Barney Frank's man boobs,photo of Barney grabbing younger guys ass,force a turd and die,Sodomite on toast,"I'm not fat" "you not slim",you'd take a job as an elf?,elf shoes for sex role playing,tight elves,Deed gonna get new brakes,Tom's family forced to back row of theater because of Deed,amnesia drugs are great!,Jacko's anesthesia cart,TSA hired thieves,Deed's portrait career update,photography geekness,AAPL cash on hand could rescue economy,AAPL buys Nanobit,Chaz Bono dumped,Chaz resembles a Norwegian fisherman,I wanna be a dirty Santa,dirty Xmas one liners,10 reasons a Xmas tree better than woman,filthiest Xmas song,possum drop threatened by PETA,male coach trades nudes with 15 y.o.girls,incandescent bulb ban put on hold,nasal douche deaths,husband burns wife's corpse after cross-country drive,smelly Indian rubs against Tom,swami diapers,Bhopal stiffs

Party in my pants,Deed inherits donkey show franchise,4 Illinois governors went to jail,Blago signs autographs after sentencing,no one will pay for Oblabla Care,Chelsea's nepotism job,Web Hubbell is Chelsea's real Dad,Xmas card too expensive,Deed tries to explain McCluhan ideas,Cocoa Fish snacks,no winter in Chicago,chocolate covered raisins,food orgy by the Xmas tree,Mapplethorpe was shit,I'm labia majora,Deed pay hour gay dues,your bro should be black,end of the Euro?,buy AAPL under $380 per share,Kindle Fire loss leader,Kindle Fire like gateway drug to iPad,iPhone 3gs record sales,Bar Mitzvah's are hell to work,Sandusky mass molester,Box office sales slump,MW3 ramped up gameplay,new GUI Xbox Live,do u wanna buy my Fleshlight?,pasties on eBay,pastie sales r down,eBay rabbit hole, vintage synthesizers,Tom wants to move,living in a missile base,paintball craze is over,Tom meets two Black girls from Chitown,no market for portrait photography,drug sense,oceans of nipple,silicone penis death,cleric bans penis like veggies,strippers give free lap dance for kids toys,LiLo is a mess!,POTUS threatened by Dems to stay in Washington,Chinese court won't recognize iPad as Apple's trademark,was Hermey the Elf gay?

Over hyped weather stories,4ft of fresh powder,why jerk off out the window?,cum covered rangers hat,beat off till your sore,the pharmacist sez jack off and cure the prostate issues,Oblabla goes on vaca again,most presidents are aware of office protocol,Tom's Show & Tell shit in a bag,I didn't punch him because his brother was deformed,ruthless nuns,Deed fake drinking,photographer contracts,getting hit on at weddings,Deed sneeze attack,wedding photography ripoffs,and now back to the filth..smut..porn,lesbians & whores need love too,Senate arms service repeals bestiality sodomy law,lady throws dead racoon at city hall,woman tries to cut off dick  with scissors,2 months since Steve died,death is the great equalizer,black mother of 15 isn't responsible for her situation,someone needs to pay!,vagina like a clown car,rock'n roll birthdays,Goo Goo Dolls,legalize all drugs,cigarettes & alcohol are just as dangerous,Middle East nuclear war imminent?,smokers nipples fall off,Richard Speck was a tranny,mass murderers from Il & WI,death penalty a deterrent?

Turd in your pool,fucked your dead relatives,I apologize for last weeks show,the Walter Peyton of TLST,kill yourself Deed,great cunt & legs,visual Viagra,fake boobs look stupid,trannies pepper spray victim,I sold purses,I hate shaving & brushing my teeth,green teeth,monodent tartar,Johnny Cash was early punk,Charlie Daniels' "Uneasy Rider",free oral for gay TLST listeners,turkey turds,holiday family fighting,shove 'em in the oven,dick in your tooth gaps,gay coaches fuck fest,ass honey,cruising the equator for hot tops,HAZMAT kink,bringing home STD's,Barney Frank to quit,Oblabla bails on white middle class DEMS,revolution Romanian style,head wash,Deed getting a murder boner,beat your meat but not your pussy,Black Friday hype,Kindle Fire ok but overpriced,Deed goes back to photography,Ploesti salesmanship,Deed gets the hiccups big time!,dick guillotine,BMX dude dies,iPhone 5 Apple TV rumors

Gobbleganger,100 million in US at poverty level,horizontal action,beaten with drumstick,family feud dinner,who ask for divorce,when bad Dad broke the news to Deed,Homus Predictus,what's with the priest portrait?,house full of illegals,beating off thinking of donkies,drunk driving,beating off while driving,speedometer covered in cum,shooting spunk on begonia's,penis injuries,dick caught in my zipper,Detroit files bankruptcy,New York strip or London broil?,can't find a good hotdog,Carnival brand hotdogs,taste like a clown shit them,Deed buys shit brands,Jenny's dildodogs,pelt of pubes,food shortage coming soon,Deed boasting about his stash,Democrats attempts to ban guns have failed,close the borders,you should go back shooting portraits,white slavery is global,govt.guns for drugs,how to make syrzzup,the Lean,I'm high on Satan,man in bunny suit thrown out of bar,Jimmy the Greek got screwed,huffing Testors glue,schools ban soft drinks,school coaches fuck rampage,Sandusky Slide,pushing turds back in,Deed claims he's champaign connoisseur,lady donates live grenade,you should start bomb removal service,punching meat,stolen credit card ring busted,toy doll sez "hey crazy bitch",PETA morons,the Net is the greatest source for knowledge,baby named after famous Nazi,you are delusional Deed,the Eagles music sucks,Deed back to photography,Ron Jeremy worked for food,we should make comedy porn,Debbie Does Dallas 3,MW3

Mr. Milquetoast,my palms looks like Elvis' pomp,chocolate covered raisins,local Chinese eatery goes under,old waiters looked like Deed,the Clay people looked like shit,Sandusky slide,guilty if they knew,I'd like to be molested for 3 million,penis and balls?,pedo's on the loose,old teacher beating off behind podium in class,cum soaked dictionary,chocoholics,BJ gets breakfast in bed,BJ broke my plumbing,Fluffy blows,Cheech and Chong were great,Occupy hires dregs of society to protest,mission to crash the economy,93 year old Munchkin dies,im just sayin',Deeds to old to work,janitor is ultimate gig,Deed doesn't like cunnilingus,my uncle is the King of NYC,Texas most downloads of TLST,why do Chinese like TLST?,US Chinese food MSG sweating heart palitations,Star Wars cake gave us black teeth,POTUS sez America is lazy,Black Friday deals,use your coupons,Americans can adapt in tuff times,Deeds family moving back in town,Kim Kardashian is a dog,Nina Dobrev,False Reality amok,pills for every ill,pain is part of life,Purple Drank,the Lean,YouTube vid making PD,Illinois to decrminalize grass,alcohol very dangerous,Jacko's bed in auction,Lohan is plain ugly,yellow summer corn teeth,pedo's dream Toddlers in Tiara's,plastic elf shoes,man filled mashed potatoes,Sandusky pimped out kids,blown out sphincter,short deep thrusts

How to avoid boring marriage,wedding food fight,short creeping dresses,Daylight savings bullshit,2 old lesbian couples making out,unlike lesbians on cable,portable glory hole,Santa's won't molest kids if Deed services them,sphincter transplant,Santa's fake boots,old Jolly St. Dick,Santa with intent,high end church video,Dems racism against Cain,Zimbabwe 500,Deed's 3 year old spare tire,asteroid flyby,FEMA media test,MW3 released,Deed depressed like he's got piles,Deeds fam moving back in town,Xbox Live attrition,orgasm fart,you need some happy pills,weird drug side effects,trying to kill your avatar,beating Dad off with rubber gloves,unusual music mix at wedding,let Greece crash,Lindsey gets off easy again,Beiber Gaga cross dressing?,Streisand cancer?,Jacko's doc found guilty,get him up then beat him off,detainee had 25 days of turd searched,naked lady climbs inside dead horse,gay penguins separated,penguin feltching,Pillsbury Doughboy shit a croissant,Dick magnet Deed

I'm losing my howl,screw open wounds,TLST Twitter is up,Ghoul Deed's creepy desires,horror movie hosts,good Halloween turnout,stuffing holes,Deed's family reunion,afraid of riff raff,vampires have great powers,consumerism,gay porn on the Xmas tree,man chestnuts,the Who is overrated,Pete Townsend calls iTunes a vampire, music CD's disappearing from retail stores,living in a false reality,dark hair and blue or green eyed hotties,Xmas glory holes would keep mall Santa's happy,humping Santa's leg for Tinker Toys,Tom spots the first Afro Tron,bullshit Xbox  accessories,weirdos in pregame lobby,"I'm going to rape you in the ass",Dems and Reps out to screw Cain,Chaz gets cut,sez judges were sexist,mouth full of balls,public waking to fact that politicians and others work for "us",Deed "better than you" if he wins lottery,the movie "In Time" good concept,DirecTV Fox agreement could mean higher fees,Chaz's chasm all sewn up,looks like Hellraiser monster,no "O" for tranny's,"trick or beaters",murder by telepathy,toe suck fairy returns,sorcerer beheaded,JFK magic lantern,PT109 story a fake?,man chops off arm with homemade guillotine,Deed's comfortable mouth,Kurt Cobain's daughter marries,Bieber Gaga duke it out on YouTube,Jersey Shore is scripted,I can see Snooki sitting on Deed's face,haunted house with abortions grunge suicide and AIDS victim put on by church

Scraping out full diapers,the John Holmes of Romania,master baiter,I'm not getting your drift Deed,Cat Ballou,syphilis cure,Extra Sperm Buildup,Crystal Skull Vodka,foofoo vodka,your pants are backwards Deed,cocks n assholes,Gamblin' Man,Steve Jobs death,Steve's spirit passed thru Apple products to users,computer is the greatest tool ever,Steve Jobs more popular than Jesus?,John Lennon was wronged,iPod 10 anniversary,defacto?,fuck your Jack 'o' Lantern,I don't give credence to criticism of Jobs,brainwashing in the schools,power of the middle class,Deed gets educated,actual cost lesson for Deed,pricing out iPhone 4S,phone survey from hell,bitching about Spanish billboards,you are old drunk cranky bored,your like that Styx song,I'm not insane!,you feel sorry for fat kids,is Iffy lactating?,suicide with a chainsaw,Jonathan Lipnicki,popup ad for bloody periods,body farms,patê farts,school teaches bestiality oral sex & S&M,20"dick and panic attacks,TSA sex vibrator tip,you are getting mushy Deed,hot weekend of coitus,Vlad not Blad