A knot in your ass,Deed is ripped drunk,boring & unemployed,creepy emotional,proof you can't polish a turd,turd acoustics,ambrosia of death,scent of donkey show,types of priests,lying in the confessional,drunk with limpage,fatty displaces water in hot tub,Deeds mouse problem,hot tub exploits...not!,Deed explains away missing last weeks show,prestige in Black Ops,krugleups?,I'm an idiot!,tight boy spaces,Annette Funicello's falsies,NSA infiltrated Microsoft Google & Facebook,Democrats bent on stealing our rights,I love my cock,Deed loses his gloves,blow leprosy breath into your gloves,King of Halitosis, Dow hits 12,000,Steve Jobs medical leave,AAPL reports record quarter,Oblabla speech falls flat,Globalist plans failing,Hawaiian governor retracts Oblabla birth certificate comments,Chicago mayoral race already fixed,Sybaris with complimentary HPV,fucked in the ear,brown earwax makes good lube,you should do gay porn,Lenin to be buried,shitting proboscis,you should blow a bull,MTV Skins in trouble,fish & baby chicks tossed at Mariachi pep rally,lamb man raped to death

Deeds bummed tonight,working without a net,Polident around the base,grandma love,I don't beat off!,right hand romance,double fisted while driving,Deed claims he's always right,blown radiator hoses,emissions test bullshit scam,I'd kill you,worldwide animal deaths,psycho leftist pothead massacre,Democrats are in freakout mode,are they going to crash the dollar?,weather warfare in full swing,housing values decline below Great Depression level,beaters hit the road again,remembering auto rustproofing,pussy or you I'll take pussy,spunk: pure protein,Shepards Pie and pussy,Tranny girls,keilbasa and quail eggs,Manga fetish,politicians receive record amounts of hate mail,politicians work for themselves,unemployment numbers are cooked,psychotropics are a scam,I remember all my dreams,white eyebrows and shaving,wrestling with priests,dislocated hips and a blown out colon,cutely chunky,balls hanging in cold toilet water,old toilet story,wiping your ass with a sonata,genitals set ablaze,pants down in a cemetery,castrated & murdered,Britney who?,new Cake cd,Donald Fagan turns 63,Evanescence blows,new Coldplay coming soon,most songs are 3 chords,i have plans this weekend....I'm gonna fix toilets! 

New politicians sworn in,Chicago mayoral race,we are 2 immature old turds,shoulder deep in a donkeys ass,exorcism reality show,massive animal die offs worldwide,remote river turns bright green,owning the weather,Deed frenching random people on the street,Nadler offended by reading of the Constitution,stop giving money to the world,the banks are the root of the problem,bailout the housing industry,Deed engaged to grandma,start licking off that Polident Chumley,your smile is like a bums,Tranny Boy fashions,fleece sheets is better than no insulation,Christmas gifts,Final Fantasy dud,you need a Fez,Shriners lifestyle,Deed blows a sausage wearing a fez,1000 Studs dressing,FEMA camps,Jesse Ventura docu on YouTube,know the Constitution,Bin Laden is a dead straw man,whats your favorite lube,BJ's big mouth,prestige level in Black Ops,ball gag and a paddle,let's play priest and student,AAPL hits another record high,Apple unveil Mac App Store,software renaissance for Macintosh,IPad appearing in different workplaces,electronic medical files will be hugely valuable to govt & big business,Gerry Rafferty & Mick Karn R.I.P,snake assault,Car for coke,polygamist beaten by wives,Chaz Bono pity & praise,was Sonny Bono bumped off?,Jism-the movie