TLST #297

Deeds bday,are your Depends full?,Tom almost killed by bitch cop,I came in that bottle,dark brown tunnel,crazy ass weather,Liberace was flaming & came from WI,I like zombie sex,Jobs will keynote at MMDC,Microsoft decline caused by iPad,the infamous Hubie,what do u want for your bday?,incest is best,a big donkey cake,grandma's traveling donkey show,two headed sombrero,bday self abuse,Deed version of English,your a heartless bastard,nasty booger in my nose,Deed still looking 4 work,the downside of diahrea,wiping your ass with the Rolling Stone,ripping Justin Beiber again,lady carting around corpse in trash can,daughter shoots Dad with arrow,patron saint of disease dies of syphilis,rapist gets penis sliced off,FFF "fuck for forest",girls dress frumpy to repel pedophiles,Gil-Scott Heron R.I.P,"the revolution will not be televised",Jessica Simpson porks out!,Siouxsie Sioux  turns 54, Adam Ant falls off stage,Danny Elfman turns 58,Simon LeBon has to rest voice,Avril Lavigne booed @ ballgame,Jewel's snaggle tooth,useless cooze' Liz Phair & Sheryl Crow,Green Day new CD soona