Turd in your pool,fucked your dead relatives,I apologize for last weeks show,the Walter Peyton of TLST,kill yourself Deed,great cunt & legs,visual Viagra,fake boobs look stupid,trannies pepper spray victim,I sold purses,I hate shaving & brushing my teeth,green teeth,monodent tartar,Johnny Cash was early punk,Charlie Daniels' "Uneasy Rider",free oral for gay TLST listeners,turkey turds,holiday family fighting,shove 'em in the oven,dick in your tooth gaps,gay coaches fuck fest,ass honey,cruising the equator for hot tops,HAZMAT kink,bringing home STD's,Barney Frank to quit,Oblabla bails on white middle class DEMS,revolution Romanian style,head wash,Deed getting a murder boner,beat your meat but not your pussy,Black Friday hype,Kindle Fire ok but overpriced,Deed goes back to photography,Ploesti salesmanship,Deed gets the hiccups big time!,dick guillotine,BMX dude dies,iPhone 5 Apple TV rumors

Gobbleganger,100 million in US at poverty level,horizontal action,beaten with drumstick,family feud dinner,who ask for divorce,when bad Dad broke the news to Deed,Homus Predictus,what's with the priest portrait?,house full of illegals,beating off thinking of donkies,drunk driving,beating off while driving,speedometer covered in cum,shooting spunk on begonia's,penis injuries,dick caught in my zipper,Detroit files bankruptcy,New York strip or London broil?,can't find a good hotdog,Carnival brand hotdogs,taste like a clown shit them,Deed buys shit brands,Jenny's dildodogs,pelt of pubes,food shortage coming soon,Deed boasting about his stash,Democrats attempts to ban guns have failed,close the borders,you should go back shooting portraits,white slavery is global,govt.guns for drugs,how to make syrzzup,the Lean,I'm high on Satan,man in bunny suit thrown out of bar,Jimmy the Greek got screwed,huffing Testors glue,schools ban soft drinks,school coaches fuck rampage,Sandusky Slide,pushing turds back in,Deed claims he's champaign connoisseur,lady donates live grenade,you should start bomb removal service,punching meat,stolen credit card ring busted,toy doll sez "hey crazy bitch",PETA morons,the Net is the greatest source for knowledge,baby named after famous Nazi,you are delusional Deed,the Eagles music sucks,Deed back to photography,Ron Jeremy worked for food,we should make comedy porn,Debbie Does Dallas 3,MW3

Mr. Milquetoast,my palms looks like Elvis' pomp,chocolate covered raisins,local Chinese eatery goes under,old waiters looked like Deed,the Clay people looked like shit,Sandusky slide,guilty if they knew,I'd like to be molested for 3 million,penis and balls?,pedo's on the loose,old teacher beating off behind podium in class,cum soaked dictionary,chocoholics,BJ gets breakfast in bed,BJ broke my plumbing,Fluffy blows,Cheech and Chong were great,Occupy hires dregs of society to protest,mission to crash the economy,93 year old Munchkin dies,im just sayin',Deeds to old to work,janitor is ultimate gig,Deed doesn't like cunnilingus,my uncle is the King of NYC,Texas most downloads of TLST,why do Chinese like TLST?,US Chinese food MSG sweating heart palitations,Star Wars cake gave us black teeth,POTUS sez America is lazy,Black Friday deals,use your coupons,Americans can adapt in tuff times,Deeds family moving back in town,Kim Kardashian is a dog,Nina Dobrev,False Reality amok,pills for every ill,pain is part of life,Purple Drank,the Lean,YouTube vid making PD,Illinois to decrminalize grass,alcohol very dangerous,Jacko's bed in auction,Lohan is plain ugly,yellow summer corn teeth,pedo's dream Toddlers in Tiara's,plastic elf shoes,man filled mashed potatoes,Sandusky pimped out kids,blown out sphincter,short deep thrusts

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