11 months and counting,fed up with Xmas,Bah Humbug,10mg of Valium,Xmas fisticuffs,I had a tamale,Jalisco tamale?,CORN,Van Halen 2012 Tour,buy AAPL on a dip,Deeds twin Kim Jung Il,Toddlers in Tiara's,streams of cum,is 2012 the end of time?,Y2K,TLST New Years resolutions,CEDA WIC & LINK,NASA chimps,hilites of TLST 2011 show,Deed fake sipping vodka,pegboys on board,Deed's interest was peeked,ultra rich and pedophilia,teachers playing with kids balls,no job…just beat off all day long,Greek chefs special tzatziki sauce,Greek philosophers Beatos and Spermos,BJ's concrete shit,too much time on Deed's hands,"I'm not insane!",lactating man boobs with Samoan gut,Deed doing odd jobs,hot sandwiches,eggs Danny Thomas styles,sit on Dick Cheney's face,choke on a big dick,gettin' sinful with Granny,I'm not fat!,wrestling is gay!,The Poverty Diet,he looks like Oprah without legs,colon pâté from Deeds man ass,screwing a perfectly good haggis,cum filled Plushy suit,fuck my sea cucumber head,take a lamb to Sybaris and go down the slide,iPad works great for beating off,hands free beat mounting kit for iPad,Orchiectomy leftovers,no balls-go build model cars!,2011 celebrity death list,Frank Zappa statue in Czeckoslovakia,Amy Winehouse,Ryan Dunn,Jack Kevorkian,Gil Scott-Heron,Liz Taylor,politician buys gay sex toys with taxpayers money,eye watering farts,you don't know who you blow

Santa in bondage,transgender elf for Deed,does it have a puss?,Hitler's lost ball,Tom's Xmas list,Kim Jong Il crokes,North Koreans r shorter than other Asian's due to diet,Santa's nitrous powered sleigh,Deed's personal Sanford & Son,Xmas pickup lines,Deed won't take job during winter,I'm going to win the lottery!,BJ wrapped in duct tape,your Dad's North Pole is pointing South,you need a wild girlfriend,"Z" name will get you hired,speak Spanish u will be hired,José Feliciano,blind googley eyes,Mexicans hate Puerto Ricans,Trinidad Lopez,Herb Alpert Xmas album,love thy self then thy neighbor,doughnut grease as beatoff lube,Barney Frank's man boobs,photo of Barney grabbing younger guys ass,force a turd and die,Sodomite on toast,"I'm not fat" "you not slim",you'd take a job as an elf?,elf shoes for sex role playing,tight elves,Deed gonna get new brakes,Tom's family forced to back row of theater because of Deed,amnesia drugs are great!,Jacko's anesthesia cart,TSA hired thieves,Deed's portrait career update,photography geekness,AAPL cash on hand could rescue economy,AAPL buys Nanobit,Chaz Bono dumped,Chaz resembles a Norwegian fisherman,I wanna be a dirty Santa,dirty Xmas one liners,10 reasons a Xmas tree better than woman,filthiest Xmas song,possum drop threatened by PETA,male coach trades nudes with 15 y.o.girls,incandescent bulb ban put on hold,nasal douche deaths,husband burns wife's corpse after cross-country drive,smelly Indian rubs against Tom,swami diapers,Bhopal stiffs

Party in my pants,Deed inherits donkey show franchise,4 Illinois governors went to jail,Blago signs autographs after sentencing,no one will pay for Oblabla Care,Chelsea's nepotism job,Web Hubbell is Chelsea's real Dad,Xmas card too expensive,Deed tries to explain McCluhan ideas,Cocoa Fish snacks,no winter in Chicago,chocolate covered raisins,food orgy by the Xmas tree,Mapplethorpe was shit,I'm labia majora,Deed pay hour gay dues,your bro should be black,end of the Euro?,buy AAPL under $380 per share,Kindle Fire loss leader,Kindle Fire like gateway drug to iPad,iPhone 3gs record sales,Bar Mitzvah's are hell to work,Sandusky mass molester,Box office sales slump,MW3 ramped up gameplay,new GUI Xbox Live,do u wanna buy my Fleshlight?,pasties on eBay,pastie sales r down,eBay rabbit hole, vintage synthesizers,Tom wants to move,living in a missile base,paintball craze is over,Tom meets two Black girls from Chitown,no market for portrait photography,drug sense,oceans of nipple,silicone penis death,cleric bans penis like veggies,strippers give free lap dance for kids toys,LiLo is a mess!,POTUS threatened by Dems to stay in Washington,Chinese court won't recognize iPad as Apple's trademark,was Hermey the Elf gay?

Over hyped weather stories,4ft of fresh powder,why jerk off out the window?,cum covered rangers hat,beat off till your sore,the pharmacist sez jack off and cure the prostate issues,Oblabla goes on vaca again,most presidents are aware of office protocol,Tom's Show & Tell shit in a bag,I didn't punch him because his brother was deformed,ruthless nuns,Deed fake drinking,photographer contracts,getting hit on at weddings,Deed sneeze attack,wedding photography ripoffs,and now back to the filth..smut..porn,lesbians & whores need love too,Senate arms service repeals bestiality sodomy law,lady throws dead racoon at city hall,woman tries to cut off dick  with scissors,2 months since Steve died,death is the great equalizer,black mother of 15 isn't responsible for her situation,someone needs to pay!,vagina like a clown car,rock'n roll birthdays,Goo Goo Dolls,legalize all drugs,cigarettes & alcohol are just as dangerous,Middle East nuclear war imminent?,smokers nipples fall off,Richard Speck was a tranny,mass murderers from Il & WI,death penalty a deterrent?