Balls slapping against cheeks,sores around your anus,get off Mike,anus wondering the streets,smegma and pus,Mandarin Cooler,soda tastes better out of can,irradiated food is safe,radiation all around us,Sir Idiot,ski trip head queen,animal house like ski trip story,Tom recalls glory days,priests get more action than Deed,gay monks,bowl cut for easy cleaning,Japanese flip flops,Magic 101,levitation & masturbation,beating off on the Beatles,Deed imitates retarded people,Turrets Syndrome in Romanian,swearing in Italian,alcoholic pro,19 killed in Florida wreck,no job for Deed,Mr. Ling?,he is Samoan,love sounds from the weekend,Nazi torture,coughing up cancerous nodules,good till the last pump,engagement ring injuries,meaning of the song "Hotel California",Hadron collider,God is hiding,headwash,your manhood is in storage,u should b on welfare,Deed claims he's completely honest,weird buying on eBay,male love doll with hooks for hands,forgot my knob,$6 sex act,a cheap pump,your kid will be a stripper,man partly eaten by man,lame ghost excuse,sex with tap dance student,How big is Apple comparisons?,paper mâché skull,Club Med closes,bathing on odd weeks,BJ teacher on special,students gets 60 days,blowing retards,don't tell me what to do!,Tom & Deed arguing

Brown spotted banana,Deed likes cylindrical foods,extreme Chicago weather,.circle jerk in a compact car,mouthful of a big wet load,no head I'm gone,Hawaiian earthquake,Mauna Loa,Mexican trolls shoveling snow, hot soup down the pants,kids rescue Deed, your Mom is an elephant,your brother the clown,Manuel Labor,new Van Halen CD,Sammy is Sammy?,DLR is great!,radio is dead,Toms 365 Live channel,Krautrock,bone marrow as lube,Capt. Chicken,Carnival Cruise crap,hike their skirts,you're boring,Robin Gibb's leaking liver,good deeds so I can kill,cancerous liver juice out the ass,solar flares,glowing sphincter,liver in a tube, Hannibal Lechter,Gotham City video game,candle dick,poor video game sales,Deed on Ratemyboner.com,goat nipples,Romulus & Remus,depleted uranium dildo,kim dotcom,ISS full or urine,piranha gorilla,poisonous haggis,I got da bumps,Lord of the Crabs,bullhorn up the ass,man marries dead girlfriend,more stupider,rodents relocated,pornstars to wear condoms,Deed goes to cattle call for film role,teen calls cops on mom's screwing,AAPL to report Q4 results

Prodcast,shit covered vodka bottle,fire plug sitting,4" of baby carrot,self deprivation,isolation tanks,"Altered States" the movie,Ah haha? Deed clueless about A-ha,Deed "whose this Syracuse?",Deeds sneezing fit,Italian Capt. abandons ship,escape plans for a sinking ship,riptide strategy,rabbit shit in my pocket,practicing my amoré,Tom should pen a how to romance guide for guys,Deeds weekend of no hot coitus no oral sex,Deed downloads a free mix podcast with VoiceOver,Dunkin Donuts Indian lady short changes us,the Ganges is a shithole,back peddling about sex activity,insanity runs in your family,Cuntsman drops out,Apple to launch iPad 3 in March,iPads have infiltrated the business world,Toms iPad usage,improving iPad battery charging,zapped by capacitors,Apple to change publishing?,school book ripoffs,student backpack injuries,Arkansas toothpick,more cowbell!!,Jihad Barbie and Ken doll,Kim Jung Il staged crying,peanut Cheerios banned,cum beard,bukakke Italian style,Rocky Mountain Oysters Iittle Jimmy style,Harry Belafonte-Matt Damon and others down Oblabla

Monkey on Deeds back,party in my pants,suck it raw,I'm a vampire,night people versus day people,Deeds rant on food stamps,raped behind the meat counter,fire for putting your dick on the scale,lottery luck,Smores stuffed pussy,gaping man ass,ode to my cock,Shriners on wheels,Rotary Club lunch,Deed wants his dick everywhere,peanut allergy,Pete and Repeat,cement floor drama continues,woman chopped in half by elevator,Siri coming iPad,aapl stock hits record high,banks are loaded with do nothing title jobs,bank teller rob on the job,Apple penetrates business world by $19 billion sales,stupid wedding photographer,Deed brain is fried,Castro sez a robot better than Oblabla in White House,Deed claims he's better looking than Kim Jung Il's kid,the Piranha likes being called 'her excellency',neighbor kid smells of horseshit,Milwaukee debauchery,woman takes spine after autopsy,bondage safe word,Tom finds butt plug in restaurant restroom,Deed struggles with hiccups,alcohol poisoning,leather bears,Greece supports kleptomaniacs pedophiles fetishists with disability pay,Salt Lake City gayest in US,sword swallower rips guts,puffy nipples,2 midgets escape fire,Paul Lynde died with bowling pins up ass

Krystal nacht was wrong,Deed recalls historic event and forgets,weather wimps,weapons sales set new record,background checks set record,politicians are all millionaires,Pelosi won't seek reelection,Barney seems to be a bottom,cum infused lung infection,New Years Eve war zone,Tom to fulfill DJ dreams and Deed to open photo studio in April,film photography was never consistent,miss the smell of photo chemicals,Deed's sore from throat stretching,Deed babbles incessantly,no one worthy of presidency,Deed obsessing on Piranha Oblabla,new laws strip us of rights and money,Deed puts 100 watt bulbs in lamps,you must have cataracts,teachers and their unions are thieves,Hollywood rips off "Girl With the Dragon Tattoo",independent film will replace Hollywood,how AutoTune became popular,"I am stewed",it's Leap Year!,Deed brags about Xmas gifts,Tom complains about too many parties through the next months,people around Deed questioned his doings and whereabouts,real life role playing game "Assassin",cornholing a donkey,veal meatballs,vegan hypocrisy,activist activity is media propaganda,gut feelings on presidential election,Clinton Biden to switch offices?,Clinton won't take backseat to Oblabla,Deed goes blank,beatoff on Rahm's eyes to cure dark circles,gotta have a business plan,market your business with sex favors,failure on my own terms,reference to Deed's detached bro,it would make a great reality show!,kid claims SIRI called him a 'terd',penis nibbled by rats,nude man at drive thru busted,free crack pipes,strip club rips off dancers,Globalists want our guns,history of Aunt Peg,vivacious whilst being fucked,American Hotdog,Hot Lunch,lactating blobulous boobs,straight porno film with a surprise male solo act,William Margold soloist,70's porno was innocent